What can you afford? Anything? How about an item that is, in essence a ROBOT PB!!!!!!

But it's NO TRADE.... Hmmm... Guess no one's going to be selling their Robot-maker...

Leftover Scrap Metal
ID: 39501

5 points
R: 101
Type: Special
Description: 50% Neopium, 50% Confusion.

Series of Tubes
ID: 39502

10 points
R: 101
Type: Special
Description: Thankfully, these tubes are not all clogged.

Duplicate Space Faerie Token Keyring
ID: 39503

25 points
R: 101
Type: Special
Description: Indestructible AND useful!

The Sounds of Vacuum
ID: 39504

50 points
R: 101
Type: Special
Description: The volume is turned all the way up and I STILL dont hear anything...

Code Symbol Dice Set
ID: 39505

100 points
R: 101
Type: Special
Description: Okay, I rolled a... erm... let me see... carry the three... I think I rolled a Q.

Garoo Elite Patrol Handbook
ID: 39485

500 points
R: 101
Type: Book
Description: First, walk forward in a straight line until you reach an obstacle. Then, turn around. Sometimes it can be a good idea to rotate ninety degrees for no reason!

Space Faerie Lip Balm
ID: 39496

500 points
R: 101
Type: Grooming
Description: Not only the most powerful lip balm in existence, also the sparkliest.

Hydroslothic Acid Toothpaste
ID: 39495

795 points
R: 101
Type: Grooming
Description: Mmm, my gums feel all tingly... now they feel numb... and now they are gone...

E-Z® Brand Acidifier Play Set™
ID: 39486

999 points
R: 101
Type: Toy
Description: WARNING: Do not play with this toy under any circumstances. (E-Z® Industries is a division of SlothCo.)

Singularity Plushie
ID: 39476

1000 points
R: 101
Type: Toy/Plushie
Description: This toy just sucks you right in!

Sightseeing on the Virtupets Space Station
ID: 39484

1000 points
R: 101
Type: Book
Description: So, today should we go visit the invading army, or the plucky rebels? Hmm...

Yurbot Bobblehead
ID: 39480

1000 points
R: 101
Type: Toy
Description: *BZZT* BOBBLEHEAD ANGER CIRCUITS ACTIVATING!

Singrowlarity® Brand Singularity Farm for Kids
ID: 39487

1200 points
R: 101
Type: Toy
Description: Watch your singularities grow as they emit unspeakably high amounts of powerful radiation!

Fire Extinguisher of Diversion
ID: 39499

1500 points
R: 101
Type: Battle Magic
Description: Remember: Safety first, THEN violence.

Evil Genius Portrait Kit
ID: 39488

1500 points
R: 101
Type: Toy
Description: All true evil geniuses have a giant portrait of themselves in their lairs.

Xarthab and Zorlix Bobblehead
ID: 39481

1500 points
R: 101
Type: Battle Magic
Description: Two brothers, once great enemies, now united by fate... and tiny springs.

The Art of Grundo Diplomacy
ID: 39483

2000 points
R: 101
Type: Book
Description: It involves lots threats and angry shouting, and occasionally pie.

Garoo Elite Wind-Up Toy
ID: 39489

2000 points
R: 101
Type: Toy
Description: An excellent way to teach your pets how to play hide-and-seek.

Commander Valka Plushie
ID: 39478

2000 points
R: 101
Type: Toy/Plushie
Description: So noble, and yet so soft and fuzzy.

Ylana Skyfire Action Figure
ID: 39479

3000 points
R: 101
Type: Toy
Description: Posed for maximum coolness.

Miniature Gorix Spaceship
ID: 394944

3000 points
R: 101
Type: Toy Wearable
Description: Zoom!

Parlax Plushie
ID: 39477

4000 points
R: 101
Type: Toy... Plushie, assumably...
Description: Watch your back with this one.

How to Break Codes and Influence Plot Events
ID: 39482

4000 points
R: 101
Type: Book
Description: You really need to read the whole thing six or seven times before you can understand it.

Control Rod Apparatus
ID: 39497

5000 points
R: 101
Type: Battle Magic
Description: Awkward, yes, but your opponents will always think its closer than it really is.

Resistance Honor Badge
ID: 39492

5000 points
R: 101
Type: Clothes Wearable
Description: Only the most valiant fighters deserve to wear this!

Resistance Headquarters Background
ID: 39490

6000 points
R: 101
Type: Mystical Surroundings Wearable
Description: The ideal place for your codebreaking endeavours.

Melting Test Station Background
ID: 39491

8000 points
R: 101
Type: Mystical Surroundings Wearable
Description: Did that plasma arc just move?

Resistance Battle Visor
ID: 39493

10000 points
R: 101
Type: Clothes Wearable
Description: Stylish AND deadly!

Exceptionally Tiny Laser Cannon
ID: 39500

12500 points (not 125K) *sigh*
R: 101
Type: Battle Magic
Description: Ha ha! That tiny thing couldnt possibly hurt me! *ZAP* AARGHHH!

Buzzler
ID: 29400

20000 points
R: UM....?
Type: Robot Petpet
Description: Buzzlers are slow moving, and not very smart, but their bright tail light can come in very handy.

Ylanas Blaster
ID: 39498

25000 points
R: 101
Type: Battle Magic
Description: Custom-built for extra deadliness.

And, What you've all been waiting for:::
One-Use Robotification Zappermajig (AKA ROBOT PB)
ID: 39506

40000 points (better?)
R: ???
Type: Special NO TRADE!!
Description: One use only: Turn your Neopet into a Robot! WARNING: Not all species are robot-capable.

That is what happens when you copy and paste everything. It's inevitable that you forget to change a section

I'm surprised I missed as little as that.